coolwhippings

"While I'm down there It might be nice to see a hint of pubus.  I'm not talking about a huge 70s Playboy bush or anything, just something that reminds me I'm performing cunnilingus on an adult.  But I guess the larger question is --- Why is the City of Angels so hell bent on destorying its female population."

And...why the hell are L.A. women falling for it?

"Good morning L.A. - the land of the lotus eaters.  Time plays tricks on you.  One day you're dreaming, the next your dream has become your reality.  It was the best of times.  If only someone had told me.  Mistakes were made, hearts were broken, harsh lessons learned.  My family goes on without me while I drown in a sea of pointless pussy.  I don't know how I got here, but here I am.  Rotting away in the warm California sun."

Great writing from Californication.  Not difficult to watch Duchovny deliver the lines either.

She:  "What is your issue with LOL?"

He: " I don't have an issue unless you count the fact that everytime you say it, you are contributing to the death of the English language."

She:  "So, let me get this straight.  You don't like the fact that I just said LOL.  But, you don't mind me giving you the best BJ of your life?"

He:  "Not when you put it that way."

She goes down on He.

He:  "I'm not the biggest fan of the term BJ either."

Dear L.A. --- Could everyone stop getting labiaplasty, start laughing out loud for real, and giving blow jobs instead of BJs?  Thanks, Pearl Whirl