Joey is a sporty, blond, delicious, and oh so horny Danish boy.
Both of his heads work well. Either one could work the buzzer on Jeopardy!
He is a socialist and drains the system as much as possible.
Whether you’re sharing a jail cell, or doing Jaeger shots in front of a stripper pole, Joey’s got your back and will slip some bills into your thong.
He drinks too many martinis while musing hard about sex and the human condition.
Fair warning: He’ll play country music on your way to wherever. He’ll try to make you laugh until you cry, or pee a little, or jizz in your pants. He is all that and a bag of Smartfood. Surrender.
Inner thighs, nipples, his lower lower back, and soft fingers on the hair on the back of his neck. Keep it coming.
Saucy, salacious, and sex-fueled musings keep his curtains open and the neighbours uncomfortable.